Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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