Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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