lets start a swedish sibling band together
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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