called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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