Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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