nut hugger
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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