Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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