Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i would one night stand the shit outta him
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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