So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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