A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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