Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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