but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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