I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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