Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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