i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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