what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
two words: eviction party
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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