I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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