I wanna passion pit in your ass
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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