Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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