she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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