no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
