i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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