But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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