So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
