I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
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