it wasn't lemon gatorade
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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