her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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