I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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