would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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