let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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