bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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