My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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