i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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