I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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