We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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