he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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