This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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