Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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