just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I wish there were birth control emojis
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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