you guys were way drunker than both of me
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
