so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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