Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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