Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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