she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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