I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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