Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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