So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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