I heard we made out
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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