well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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