Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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